"Dancing with the Stars" meets "The Biggest Loser."
So, for the first several episodes at least, you'll be watching Tango for Tubbos, Paso Doble for Pot Bellies, Cha Cha for Cheesy Thighs, and Bolero for Beer Guts.
Gee. I can't wait.
My "gut" feeling (Get it?

) tells me that some studio executive is going to lose his job for presenting this obviously half-baked concept.

jj