I can pull the footwork for 6-8 new figures in 15-30 minutes. I can have proper timing in place if not paying attention to technique within 2 hours.
Well, yes - that's my point! So can I.
It's not really a matter for 'disgust', surely, but perhaps a misunderstanding about what is required at different levels. Medals are not nearly as popular as they used to be (at least not here in the UK).
A lot of dance schools used to organise their classes around a medal test for the majority at the end of a run of classes (perhaps six-monthly, but often annually). Once the pupils had moved on from completely basic beginner stuff, and were capable of putting together simple amalgamations, the teaching strategy was often to teach figures through their incorporation in a routine suitable for medal tests.
To take a simple example: Waltz. Typically we learn closed changes first, and then we might learn the natural turn. Used twice at a corner, with closed changes along the sides of the room, we have our first 'routine', and it would be enough for a 'Social Dance Award', the first level in the adult test regime. In the current syllabus we read:
"to encourage pupils who have attended a few classes ... Only two or three figures are required ... Little attention is paid to footwork, rise & fall etc. Candidates should give the impression that they have sufficiently mastered the minimum requirements in the chosen dances to be able to dance them socially."
Now, we are testing a beginner after a "few classes", and want them to have something to measure some progress towards being able to dance. We don't require much, and don't expect much. This is just as it should be.
Moving on: after around six months of weekly classes, nearly everyone who continued to turn up should have added the reverse turn to their waltz, and be able to dance the basic six bar amalgamation of natural and reverse turns separated by closed changes. If they can do that with sound basic footwork, maintain the correct alignments and timing, then as soon as they have added a suitable corner figure (and it's nearly always the natural spin turn), they have a Bronze Medal routine (five figures only required), and they should do well.
They may not be able to identify the components of their dance skills, but they have learned the elements of dancing inside and outside turns, they may be beginning to develop a rudimentary use of rise and fall, CBM and sway (but maybe not - these things are really for later), but if they can dance a spin turn even half-decently, they have also learned the rudiments of pivoting. Once they move on to add a whisk & chasse from promenade position (and I would use these two figures at bronze as a matter of course), then they are also demonstrating the ability to dance into and out of PP, and to use syncopated rhythms (12&3) on the chasse. Knowledge creeps up on you. Even in the 7 simple basic figures that I have mentioned, most of the basic ballroom 'actions' are present. Learned properly, they tell you about 80% of everything you will ever need to know in Waltz.
In my experience, an average dancer who only attends one weekly class will take two years to reach a secure 'Highly Commended' standard at Silver. If they switch to weekly private lessons after Bronze, then I would expect them to reach the same mark at Gold in the same time.
I have been writing about the IDTA syllabus, which no longer prescribes particular figures at any level, but the ISDT stil does (as do others). It is well worth noting that the syllabi that do prescribe figures almost always (and the IDTA's used to) have a direct correlation between the syllabus figures at Bronze, Silver & Gold with the figures required in professional exams at Associate, Licentiate & Fellow. Is that to say that the knowledge, understanding and proficiency of a Bronze Medalist is equal to that of someone who has gained Associate membership of a teaching society - or, for that matter, that anyone who has passed (and 'pass' is BAD) a Gold Medal can consider themselves the 'equal' of a professional of many years standing holding a Fellowship qualification? They're the same figures, and if not, why not? - Well of course not (but that's another topic).
I would say that having a good mark (Highly Commended or Honours) at Gold, marks the end of the Beginner phase, and moves the dancer on into Intermediate territory. Others would no doubt disagree, but do remember (IDTA syllabus again) that 'good poise, deportment and characterisation' lie many levels onwards, and 'continuity, fluidity of movement and musical interpretation' are still further off. These are the things that make the dancer, and they are just not required (or expected) at Gold level.
Judging by comments made in response to my observations, I might be alone in holding the views that I do: but talk to an examiner. If Terence is disgusted too, might I ask at what?