I went dancing last night. They had a traffic jam on the dance floor. I was stuck for an hour and a half.

I tried to do a Mambo, but the music started on the wrong beat.

We did a Viennese Waltz. Took us seven minutes to unwind.

There was a fox dancing with a lady. Boy could he trot.

My wife and I both love to dance. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Thursdays.

The dance floor was so fast they had an on ramp with a merge sign.

A lady was dancing with a porcupine. She didn't look very happy. Could have been because he kept needling her.