What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like !



"About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it I had to
join a Self help group to stop. It's a TWO STEP program."

Frederick J. Boenig


Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz.



What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music.


This one is too cute:


A piece of string walks out onto the dance floor.
The DJ says, "You'll have to leave. We don't let strings dance here."
The string walks into another club. The DJ says, "Sorry, we don't let strings dance here."
The string is a little miffed now. So he tousles up his hair, ties a knot in his middle, and goes to a third dance club.
The DJ says, "We don't let strings dance here. You are a string aren't you?"
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."



Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ballroom Dancers' response:
“Crossing the road followed line of dance.”
“To get the judges' attention.”
“The road lead, the chicken followed.”


Also, characterizations of the three styles of tango:

American tango is when you've just started dating, and you're flirting in an atmosphere of sexual tension.
Argentine tango is when you've just started sleeping together and you can't keep your hands off each other.
International tango is when you've been married for seven years and you're only staying together for the sake of the children