I want to ask if you guys could help me with my Isearch project in my english 1 gate class. Well we were suppose to interview a person relating to our topic and the topic I chose was dance and I didn't interview anyone yet so I was wondering if I may inter view one of you guys. If you guys are willing to help me then e-mail me asian_hotti3@ghotmail.com
my name is mee yang and is a freshmen attending Roosevelt high school.

1. Spell-check. I can't be terrible to you if I don't understand what you're saying. Don't play the second-language card. Anybody called "asian hottie" in half-1337 is sand-bagging.
2. Take homework seriously and don't pro-cras-ti-nate. A good work ethic might get you through community college and into retail. Or low-end cosmetology.
3. Never reveal potentially identifying information on the internet. It just makes the dream of choking people who post things like this slightly more in reach.
4. Have one of the smart kids check over your paper and rewrite it. You'll make friends who might help you later in life when you need to borrow five hundred bucks at the check-advance.
5. Take your birth-control religiously. Food stamps don't buy toilet paper, and all the local parks got that stuff padlocked anymore.
6. Try *not* to work either counter or drive-up at Jack-in-the-Box. Self-repetition and the absence of the second fried taco is *really* annoying.

Hope this helps.

Know what DivaGinger....that is exactly how this post struck me.

I think it was the email address particularly. Is she a porn star or an underachieving student sharing excessive information or both?

When I taught out at our high school, the kids would post things like this on local message boards to collect email addresses.

There was something going around, "Sign up this many people to this list, and you get a PRIZE!" very similar to that god-awful fundraising crap they make kids peddle for band uniforms and stuff, only... you didn't get any stale brownies or multi-colored Thomas Kincaide Popcorn with Extra Piety in aBlazingly Redundant Impressionism Collector Tin of Flea-Market Quality.

Meh, ah don't trust no dang teenagers.